To keep in the Christmas spirit, here are the lyrics to Leary’s famous seasonal song. Sing along now!
Old St. Nick’s got bourbon breath,
It’s so cold you could catch your death,
A cop just sold me some crystal meth,
It’s a Merry F&*#@!g Christmas.
Everything’s so Christmassy,
The streets are twinkling with frozen pee,
My priest just sat on Santa’s knee,
It’s a Merry F&*#@!g Christmas.
(chorus)
All the kids go to bed each night, to dream what Santa brings ’em,
Unless you’re jewish or muslim or some other gyp religion.
Crappy toys flying off the shelves,
Midgets dress up to look like elves,
Spread good cheer or burn in hell,
It’s a Merry F&*#@!g Christmas.
(chorus)
Crackling fire to keep me warm,
And my collection of asian porn,
Cradle my bells and work my horn,
It’s a keep on trucking, last year’s sucking,
Midget chucking, slap the puck in,
How much wood could a woodchuck chucking,
Merry F&*#@!g Christmas!