Morons

I rarely eat “fast” food and try to make it policy to not eat “food” that comes in a paper bag. Today was an exception.

The past several weeks have been very busy with work (I save the world, one computer at a time) and today was no different. Having not eaten in almost 8 hours and only enough time to scarf something down within minutes, I stopped at the nearest choke-n-puke in site; the Golden Arches Cafe.

My order was simple: coke, fries, and a burger. I paid the latino at the first window and proceeded to the second.

Let’s recap: coke, fries, and a burger.

The latino at the second window handed over the goods and I was off.

After gnawing down the fries, I started to work on the burger. It wasn’t until I was half through with it that I realized it was a chicken sandwich instead of a burger. Oh well, not a big deal. I ate the thing anyway.

I then saw something that made my day.

The receipt listed a coke, fries, and a burger. The bag contained a coke, fries, and a chicken sandwich.

The receipt was attached to the bag with a sticker that read “double-checked for accuracy”.