Always Check Best-By Dates

Always check best-by dates

Always, always, always examine food labels. I bought this turkey, got it home, then realized the best-by date was for January 2020, not 2021. It would’ve been fine but for a $60 turkey, I don’t want last year’s reruns. The store happily accepted the return and I ordered a fresh turkey from another grocery chain.

Making masks

I never would’ve guessed I’d be doing this. For all the good it’ll do, we’re required to wear them when in public. I enjoy when people “wear” their masks but have their nose or mouth exposed. It’s almost virtue-signaling at this point.

Endoscopy

…without sedation, I might add…BIG mistake…

Here we have a photo of my esophagus:
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This is a photo of the Pylorus (that’s a bit of lettuce hanging there):
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Onward to the Duodenum. It reminds me of the asteroid cave monster on The Empire Strikes Back.
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Finally, here’s a photo of the salad I ate last night, which is still in my stomach for some reason. The doctor wasn’t pleased.
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